5 Mobile Games That AREN'T Completely Evil

#1 Punch Quest 

by RocketCat Games

• Brilliant hybrid of Beat 'Em Up and Endless Runner gameplay
• Easy to pick up and start playing on the go
• Has not tried to copywrite the words "punch" or "wuest" because that would be abhorrent

#2 Tiny Wings

by Andreas Illinger

• Cute bird mascot
• Relaxing soundtrack
• Not a single asset stolen from the most popular game series of all-time
• Was not programmed by an emotionally traumatized vietnamese man who still has no idea whether his success is sincere or a cruel elaborate joke

#3 Mikey Hooks

by BeaverTap Games

• Responsive touchscreen controls as good as  physical buttons
• Recaptures the feel of classic platformers in quick portable bursts
• No manipulative psychological tricks that ensnares player in a nightmare of addiction, sucking time and money like a heinous unfeeling lamprey

#4 Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective

by Capcom

• Cult classic adventure game from the creator of "Phoenix Wright"
• Smooth animation and memorable characters
• Does not make obnoxious attempts to get you to tweet everything you do in the game like a sad friend who wants more followers
• It does not filter out bad reviews with underhanded tactics so skeevy that it reeks of gin and axe body spray

#5 Ridiculous Fishing

by Vlambeer

• One of a kind graphic style and personality
• Playing the game does not involve waiting 24 Hours for no reason
• You get to shoot a narwhal with a Bazooka
• Does not leave you with a nauseous feeling as the once-glittering promise of the App Store is trampled over by shambling clones and unplayable licensed cash-ins, making you wonder Nintendo actually had the right idea all along