#1 Punch Quest
- Brilliant hybrid of Beat 'Em Up and Endless Runner gameplay
- Easy to pick up and start playing on the go
- Has not tried to copywrite the words "punch" or "wuest" because that would be abhorrent
#2 Tiny Wings
- Cute bird mascot
- Relaxing soundtrack
- Not a single asset stolen from the most popular game series of all-time
- Was not programmed by an emotionally traumatized vietnamese man who still has no idea whether his success is sincere or a cruel elaborate joke
#3 Mikey Hooks
- Responsive touchscreen controls as good as physical buttons
- Recaptures the feel of classic platformers in quick portable bursts
- No manipulative psychological tricks that ensnares player in a nightmare of addiction, sucking time and money like a heinous unfeeling lamprey
#4 Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
by Capcom
- Cult classic adventure game from the creator of "Phoenix Wright"
- Smooth animation and memorable characters
- Does not make obnoxious attempts to get you to tweet everything you do in the game like a sad friend who wants more followers
- It does not filter out bad reviews with underhanded tactics so skeevy that it reeks of gin and axe body spray
#5 Ridiculous Fishing
by Vlambeer
- One of a kind graphic style and personality
- Playing the game does not involve waiting 24 Hours for no reason
- You get to shoot a narwhal with a Bazooka
- Does not leave you with a nauseous feeling as the once-glittering promise of the App Store is trampled over by shambling clones and unplayable licensed cash-ins, making you wonder Nintendo actually had the right idea all along
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