5 Mobile Games That AREN'T Completely Evil

#1 Punch Quest 

by RocketCat Games

• Brilliant Hybrid of Beat 'Em Up and Endless Runner Gameplay
• Easy to Pick Up and Start Playing on the Go
• Has Not Tried to Copywrite the Words "Punch" or "Quest" Because That Would Be Abhorrent.

#2 Tiny Wings

by Andreas Illinger

• Cute Bird Mascot
• Relaxing Soundtrack
• Not a Single Asset Stolen From the Most Popular Game Series of All Time
• Was Not Programmed By an Emotionally Traumatized Vietnamese Man Who Still Has No Idea Whether His Success is Sincere or Merely a Cruel Elaborate Joke

#3 Mikey Hooks

by BeaverTap Games

• Responsive Touchscreen Controls
• Recaptures the Feel of Classic Platformers in Quick Portable Bursts
• No Manipulative Psychological Tricks That Ensnares Player in a Nightmare of Addiction, Sucking Time and Money Like a Heinous Unfeeling Lamprey

#4 Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective

by Capcom

• Cult Classic Adventure Game from the Creator of "Phoenix Wright"
• Smooth Animation and Memorable Characters
• Does Not Make Obnoxious Attempts to Get You to Tweet Everything You Do in the Game Like Some Kind of Sad Friend Who Wants More Followers
• It Does Not Filter Out Bad Reviews With Underhanded Tactics So Skeevy That it Reeks of Gin and Axe Body Spray

#5 Ridiculous Fishing

by Vlambeer

• One of a Kind Graphic Style and Personality
• Playing the Game Does Not Involve Waiting 24 Hours For No Reason
• You Get to Shoot a Narwhal With a Bazooka
• Does Not Leave You With a Morose Nauseous Feeling as the Once-Glittering Promise of the App Store is Trampled Over by Shambling Clones and Borderline Unplayable Licensed Cash-Ins, Making You Wonder Whether Nintendo Actually Has the Right Idea