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5 Mobile Games That AREN'T Completely Evil
Jake Young
@bestjakeyoung
February 13, 2014
#1 Punch Quest
by
RocketCat Games
Brilliant hybrid of Beat 'Em Up and Endless Runner gameplay
Easy to pick up and start playing on the go
Has not tried to copywrite the words "punch" or "wuest" because that would be abhorrent
#2 Tiny Wings
by
Andreas Illinger
Cute bird mascot
Relaxing soundtrack
Not a single asset stolen from the most popular game series of all-time
Was not programmed by an emotionally traumatized vietnamese man who still has no idea whether his success is sincere or a cruel elaborate joke
#3 Mikey Hooks
by
BeaverTap Games
Responsive touchscreen controls as good as physical buttons
Recaptures the feel of classic platformers in quick portable bursts
No manipulative psychological tricks that ensnares player in a nightmare of addiction, sucking time and money like a heinous unfeeling lamprey
#4 Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
by
Capcom
Cult classic adventure game from the creator of "Phoenix Wright"
Smooth animation and memorable characters
Does not make obnoxious attempts to get you to tweet everything you do in the game like a sad friend who wants more followers
It does not filter out bad reviews with underhanded tactics so skeevy that it reeks of gin and axe body spray
#5 Ridiculous Fishing
by
Vlambeer
One of a kind graphic style and personality
Playing the game does not involve waiting 24 Hours for no reason
You get to shoot a narwhal with a Bazooka
Does not leave you with a nauseous feeling as the once-glittering promise of the App Store is trampled over by shambling clones and unplayable licensed cash-ins, making you wonder Nintendo actually had the right idea all along
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