Mario, I am sick of your attitude.
Psh. Whatever. I'm a hero, okay? You're a side-kick.
Listen, I conquered a haunted mansion. Why does no one remember that? I saved your life from ghosts.
Hey bro, I was too busy exploring the galaxy, right? Am I right?
You can't even hurt Boos man. I've seen you, with fire-flowers, stars, nothing. I eradicated a haunted mansion while you were Super Mario Sunshine-ing.
Super Mario Sunshine? Come on. That sounds like an off-brand poorly translated detergent.
Woah, bro. Slow clap for that.
Okay, seriously man, you're just being a jerk. You always do that,
Jealous much, dweeb?
Keep pushing me, Mario. Keep going.
What are you gonna do? Oh, and even Wario's had some games, you know. And no one likes Wario.
Hey Mario, where do you think all the Koopa Kids come from?
Cause there isn't a Mrs.Bowser. It's an interesting question, isn't it?
Princess Peach sure is kidnapped a lot.
I don't know what you're-
Sure takes you a while to go through all those castles, too. Almost what, nine, ten months sometimes?
I think I'm going to be sick
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to Princess Daisy who doesn't get knocked up by my greatest foe.
You monster. I'll never forgive you for this.
Want to race carts?