Dude! Guess which PokÃ©mon I just caught!
Hmm, a Pikachu that you're never going to keep in a ball and let follow you everywhere you go?
What do you mean "uh oh?"
Dude, you gotta get rid of it quick. Like now.
Are you sh*tting me? Do you know what I had to do to get it?
You seriously need to put it back where you got it from. I sugges
I had to talk to a creepy old man and make him teach me how to catch a PokÃ©mon, fly on a f*cking Pidgey to Cinnabar Island, then use it to surf up and down the shore.
Do you not know what MissingNo is?
Of course I do
it's a badass PokÃ©mon that multiplies everything in my 6th item slot! Unlimited masterballs FTW.
No! MissingNo is a glitch that can ultimately destroy and reset the PokÃ©mon world if mishandled and used incorrectly!
Hahaha! Yeah, because we're all inside one little video game world. Relax, dude.
You're just jealous I have more masterballs than you'll ever have.
Whatever, I'm leaving.
What's that? You want to see my MissingNo??
MISSINGNO, I CHOOSE YO
Hello there! Welcome to the world of PokÃ©mon! My name is OAK! People call me the PokÃ©mon PROF!