The distinct and unique characters of Pong are truly the perfect avatars upon which to reflect our essential and most inherent humanity. Also - Don't forget to SHARE your results with your social networks!
1. What's your ideal date night?
a. Preventing a ball from leaving off of the left side of the screen
b. Preventing a ball from leaving off of the right side of the screen
2. What side of the political spectrum do you fall on?
3. What's your favorite movie?
a. Left Behind
b. The Right Stuff
4. Who's your favorite character from Friends?
5. What's your favorite internet meme?
a. DO YOU EVEN LEFT BRO
b. Rebecca Black's Rightday
Calculate Your Score:
For every "a", subtract 0.
For every "b", add 0.
You got: THE BALL
WE ARE ALL THE BALL, THROWN BACK AND FORTH BY FORCES WHICH WE CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND UNTIL WE MEET OUR INEVITABLE DEMISE. WE ARE CONTROLLED BY UNSHAKEABLE INSTITUTIONS THAT WISH TO USE US TO THEIR OWN ENDS. WE ARE POWERLESS TO DETERMINE OUR OWN DESTINY. OUR LIVES ARE TUMULTUOUS, SHORT, AND ULTIMATELY MEANINGLESS.