Quiz: Which Pong Character Are You

The distinct and unique characters of Pong are truly the perfect avatars upon which to reflect our essential and most inherent humanity. Also - Don't forget to SHARE your results with your social networks!

 

 Quiz: Which Pong Character Are You

1. What's your ideal date night?

  

a. Preventing a ball from leaving off of the left side of the screen

b. Preventing a ball from leaving off of the right side of the screen

 


 

Quiz: Which Pong Character Are You

2. What side of the political spectrum do you fall on?

a. Left

b. Right

 


 

  Quiz: Which Pong Character Are You

3. What's your favorite movie?

 

a. Left Behind

b. The Right Stuff


 

  Quiz: Which Pong Character Are You

4. Who's your favorite character from Friends?

 

a. Chandleft

b. Rightchel

 


 

  Quiz: Which Pong Character Are You

5. What's your favorite internet meme?

 

a. DO YOU EVEN LEFT BRO

b. Rebecca Black's Rightday

 

 

Quiz: Which Pong Character Are You

Calculate Your Score:

 

For every "a", subtract 0.

For every "b", add 0.

 

 

RESULTS

 

Quiz: Which Pong Character Are You

You got: THE BALL  


WE ARE ALL THE BALL, THROWN BACK AND FORTH BY FORCES WHICH WE CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND UNTIL WE MEET OUR INEVITABLE DEMISE. WE ARE CONTROLLED BY UNSHAKEABLE INSTITUTIONS THAT WISH TO USE US TO THEIR OWN ENDS. WE ARE POWERLESS TO DETERMINE OUR OWN DESTINY. OUR LIVES ARE TUMULTUOUS, SHORT, AND ULTIMATELY MEANINGLESS.