Ah, Red, you're back. Did you study the mating habits of the Wigglytuff?
Professor, we have to talk.
About the Poke'dex-
What kind of professor are you?
You know that level five poke'mon are really, really low, right?
And three of them is not a lot of Poke'mon for a world famous professor to have. At first I was like, "oh, wow, a Poke'mon!". It turns out there are lots and lots of Poke'mon.
What, you never saw a Rattata? They're everywhere. Level eights. Here, I got you twelve.
Why, the Poke'dex must have helped-
It says "cautious in the extreme, its hardy vitality lets it live in any kind of environment".
Ah, well yes-
You know what it doesn't say? That when twelve of them will jump into your damn backpack they will all tear your Metapod to shreds.
Ah! The Metapod! "It quietly endures hardships while awaiting evolution".
Not this time. Not this time
Well, at least we can update the Poke'dex, with, um
Speaking of which, maybe you could have included fighting tips. Those would have been useful. I mean, even Navi gave tips.
Wait, Poke'mon fight?
How are you even a professor!?
I got my P.H.D. in German
Also, your grandson is the worst person ever.
Don't you talk about Butthead like that.