As soon as you release yourself from Night Vale's strong, tentacle-like grasp and try to reintegrate into normal society, you come across the Welcome to Night Vale twitter and find yourself back in its slimy clutches:
So You Think You Can Dance*? *perform any action using free will-- Night Vale podcast (@NightValeRadio) January 5, 2014
Want to make money fast? I dunno. Rob someone. Commit fraud. There's lots of ways. Watch some movies for ideas.-- Night Vale podcast (@NightValeRadio) January 5, 2014
Make like a tree and slowly, imperceptibly, stalk humans before striking one day when no one else is looking.-- Night Vale podcast (@NightValeRadio) December 29, 2013
Welcome to Night Vale offers an immersive world that will frighten you. It will tickle you. It will tickle you until you're frightened. You must start listening as soon as possible, your future self will thank you. In fact, your future self has already thanked you.