On etsy.com (the internet's premiere source for crafts of astoundingly varied quality) two sellers have distinguished themselves by their sheer number of available Pokemon implements. TokusPocus (aka "fuckinintents") and Jim Willie Miniatures have a uniquely robust selection of monsters for your pockets.
Here's just a few:
You use this too much, you might begin to feel bug-types under your skin.
If pot makes you feel cagey and eager to run away, this is the pipe for you.
"Why yes, I WOULD like a freaky Magby face staring at me while I do drugs!" - A very weird man.
With a dremel tool and some drinking straws, you can "mega-evolve" this bad boy in no time.
My goal in life is to be as chill as this Gengar for even a moment.
Be careful out there. For many addicts weed was their "starter" drug.
Apropos of nothing, here's a list of grass-type moves that sound like marijuana strains:
- Cotton Guard
- Forest's Curse
- Stun Spore
- Magical Leaf
- Frenzy Plant
- Energy Ball
- Worry Seed
The sheer quantity of blowjob jokes that were written about this photo was so immense it crashed our servers.