On etsy.com (the internet's premiere source for crafts of astoundingly varied quality) two sellers have distinguished themselves by their sheer number of available Pokemon implements. TokusPocus (aka "fuckinintents") and Jim Willie Miniatures have a uniquely robust selection of monsters for your pockets. 


Here's just a few:
 

Grass and Fire: The Bizarre World of Pokemon Paraphernalia

You use this too much, you might begin to feel bug-types under your skin.

(via: JimwillieMiniatures)

 

Grass and Fire: The Bizarre World of Pokemon Paraphernalia

If pot makes you feel cagey and eager to run away, this is the pipe for you.

(via: TokusPocus)

 

Grass and Fire: The Bizarre World of Pokemon Paraphernalia

"Why yes, I WOULD like a freaky Magby face staring at me while I do drugs!" - A very weird man.

(via: JimwillieMiniatures)

 

Grass and Fire: Pokemon Smoking Paraphernalia

 With a dremel tool and some drinking straws, you can "mega-evolve" this bad boy in no time.

(via: TokusPocus)


Grass and Fire: Pokemon Smoking Paraphernalia

My goal in life is to be as chill as this Gengar for even a moment.

(via: JimwillieMiniatures)

 

Grass and Fire: Pokemon Smoking Paraphernalia

Be careful out there. For many addicts weed was their "starter" drug.

(via: TokusPocus)

 

Grass and Fire: Pokemon Smoking Paraphernalia

Apropos of nothing, here's a list of grass-type moves that sound like marijuana strains:

  • Cotton Guard
  • Forest's Curse
  • Stun Spore
  • Magical Leaf
  • Frenzy Plant
  • Energy Ball
  • Aromatherapy
  • Worry Seed 

(via: JimwillieMiniatures)

 

Grass and Fire: Pokemon Smoking Paraphernalia

The sheer quantity of blowjob jokes that were written about this photo was so immense it crashed our servers.

 

(via: TokusPocus)