Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

 

After nearly 1 million votes, you (the internet) have decided the 25 best games of 2013. And here they are (along with a few vaguely appropriate haikus):

 

 25. The Wolf Among Us

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Super weird and loose

adaptation of Teen Wolf.

Still pretty good, though.

 

 

24. Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Bang bang bang slice pew!

Bang bang zap pew pew slice bang!

Stealth games can suck it.

 

23. Metro: Last Light

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Riding the metro,

a hobo once barfed on me.

Would prefer Dark Ones.

 

22. Payday 2

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Love to hide my face!

The best mask simulator.

Get lost, Majora.

 

21. Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Year of Luigi?

Greedy egomaniac! 

Murder him with ghosts. 

 

20. God of War: Ascension

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Keep swinging sharp blades
Whoops did I just kill a god?
Keep swinging anyway

 

19. Dead Space 3

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

"Come on, play Dead Space"
Everybody said "it's fun!"
I need new pants now

 

18. Dead Rising 3

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Running through zombies
How many have I killed now?
Banana Hammock

 

17. StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Just google "Zerg Rush"

It's fun, free, and best of all

Just as frustrating.

 

 16. Beyond: Two Souls

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Ghost friend cannot leave
Causes many awkward times
Do not go on dates

 

15. The Stanley Parable

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

A game so meta

you still might be playing it

even as we speak.

 

14. Deadpool

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

bang. bang. bang. bang. bang.

(break the fourth wall for humor)

stabby. stabby. stab.

 

13. Fire Emblem Awakening

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Anime soldiers

Most will play on easy mode

Perma-death's a bitch.

 

12. Battlefield 4

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Name? Sergeant Recker.

Job? Shoot all the Chinese dudes.

Better than "Ghosts"? Yeah.