If I don't get my PS4, Xbox one, beats, new shoes and 2 pairs of jeans tomorrow, I'm gonna kill my parents.-- Will Young (@WillYoung_97) December 25, 2013
It's convenient when your Christmas list doubles as a list of demands you can deliver to a hostage negotiator.
If I don't get a ps4 im nuking Thailand RT @KC_ewdr: Some people expect crazy gifts tomorrow and I think they're the scum of the earth-- 404: not found (@arrijabba) December 25, 2013
Thailand does not negotiate with Twitter accounts under 1000 followers.
If I don't get a PS4 tomorrow. I'm running away.-- Justin Montgomery (@JustinMonty20) December 25, 2013
Hopefully the railroad hobos have some next gen consoles.
If I don't get a ps4 I'll put my sisters kitten in a blender-- _________M__________ (@_organDoner) December 25, 2013
I'm pretty sure threatening to murder your sister's cat gets you on the naughty list.
If I don't get Xbox one I guarantee I'll be put into a mental institution-- DeSean Hart (@TrixR4_Kiddz) December 25, 2013
The doctors will prescribe a 200 CCs of 60 frames per second HD next gen graphics.
if i don't get an xbox one for xmas, ill spartan kick my mom in a hole lol-- shaw (@ShawRosenfeld) December 24, 2013
Mom will finally understand why her son's been digging that 300 foot deep hole in the backyard.
If I don't get an Xbox One for Christmas I will stop loving my family.-- MikeArmstrong (@MJArmstrong_7) December 24, 2013
That whole "unconditional love" thing actually has a whole bunch of conditions.
If I don't get an Xbox one my nephews hold fish gets it-- Ali Davies (@AliDavies3) December 24, 2013
I don't know what a 'hold fish' is, but I don't think it wants to 'get it.' I'm pretty sure about this.
If I don't get Xbox one I'm gonna flip titties-- nickzonfrill (@nickzonfrilli1) December 23, 2013
Please don't do that. You're making Grandma Mae super uncomfortable.
And (as of the writing of this), there were only 3 tweets for the entire year with the terms "If I don't get" and "Wii U" in them. So people not getting Wii U's for Christmas are mostly gonna be okay. At least no titty-flipping.