The flame of any marriage sputters and fades eventually, but Charmander can definitely keep his torch burning... just not for you. The Charmander you thought you knew grows old and becomes a thrill-seeking Charizard, and he just won't listen to you anymore to matter how much you plead with him. Soon you find yourself living a life of sleepless nights waiting for your spouse to come home, "It's 4am, Charizard. Where were you?" He stinks of whiskey and cheap perfume, "Out." His bleary eyes avoid making contact with yours. God, when is the last time he even LOOKED at you? He stumbles up the stairs. You cry yourself to sleep, hating yourself, wishing you had the strength to leave him.
There's only one Pokemon left, click through to send a smiling, wide-eyed Pokemon straight to hell.