Hey Pikachu, do you mind jumping in your poke-ball for a while?
It's just that, well you kind of binge ate Halloween candy for the past couple weeks and gained some weight. My back can't handle it anymore.
For the last time, I don't understand what you're saying. You repeat the same three syllables over and over, how am I supposed to know what you're talking about?!
What did I just say! Just get in the goddamn ball or learn how to speak English. You don't see Brock carrying Onix around in his back pocket.
Hello? Who's there?
It's me Brock.
I'm right in front of you.
JUST OPEN YOUR EYES!
Oh Ash, sup?
Do you ever carry your Pokemon around on your shoulder?
Hell no, but have you ever wondered how a 30 foot- 500 pound Pokemon like Onix can be essentially weightless inside a three-inch ball?
Well, I never really thought about it
Yeah, and your Squirtle has been using water gun nonstop for the past three hours. WHERE DOES ALL THE WATER COME FROM MAN!
You know, I'm pretty sure that's not physically possible. Do you know how it works Professor Oak?
We need to bring Prof. Oak to the old folks home. He's losing his mind.
Yeah, he keeps thinking I'm a girl.
Oh, with all your fluffy Pokemon and perpetual pre-pubescent voice, I kind of just assumed.
Pikachu shakes head and thunderbolts Ash.
AHH! Stupid electric mouse. I should have gotten a Tamagotchi.