Most Xbox live private messages are riddled with spelling errors, hate speech and everything that challenges your belief in humanity. However, once in a while, a message comes along and reminds you that the medium can be used for poetry, wit and experimental prose. Here are some very special Xbox Live messages.
The world deserves to know.
Can't believe you almost forgot Spanakopita.
Nickler Pickler, please stop purchasing fathers online.
You must obey his monkey
Finally, someone who can pleasure my genitals hard.
That's what I get for making my username "SEXYFEET69."
Nite-Owl, I expected better from you.
Dammit! He's got me there.
He doesn't fug around
This is what happens when you give your Xbox Live ID out to your psychiatry patients.
Mixed up a 6 year old and 16 year old? I think we've all been there.
A true grassroots campaign.
Right, right, so you wanna play Halo co-op or what?