Shit, better get this thing to a Pay 'n Spray.

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Shoulda set the car alarm to 'vibrate', idiot.

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Winner of the award for ".GIF Most Likely To Be A Real Thing That Happens In The Next Fast & Furious Movie."

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The first and last Tour de Crazy Rich Guys With Private Jets.

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"Oh, and I'm the one who's compensating for something because I drive a Humvee."

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