He's here to kick ass and eat sandviches - and Subway's closed for fumigation.
"I raised you to be a Heavy, dammit."
Awww, they're the most adorable unstoppable killing team ever.
WE WERE EXPECTING MORE HATS.
There's no "I" in "Team Fortress 2 Cosplay." There aren't any spies I can see either. Weird.