Ahh, I got cut deep bro.
Hang in there! We'll get you patched up quick.
Did you bring a Medic?
Even better, a Medivac.
Talk to me.
Is that new? Are they going to do the surgery in the ship?
Nope, they do it from the air.
What?! How does that even work?
We use a complicated system of lasers to cut and suture you up, but I pretty much just point and shoot.
From hundreds of feet in the air?! What about painkillers? Do you have anesthetics?
Nah, just more lasers. Hold still.
I swear I'm fine. I can walk it off
I SAID HOLD STILL! After I'm done here we can do some laser eye surgery and take care of those glasses.
I'd feel more comfortable with a hydralisk slicing off my corneas.
Well your medical records indicate that you're due for a physical. As long as I'm here I'll do that too.
I'm not letting that laser anywhere near my balls.
Fine, what about checking your prostate?
I can check it on my own.
Whoa dude, whatever you do on your own time is none of my business.
Can you please just stitch me up? Wait
what's that probe doing here?
I need it later for tests.
but if it pylon rushes my backdoor I'm out of here.
How else do you expect me to warp in an enema?
Are you f#$*ing serious!?
we use a nydus worm for that.