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My brother just had a kid and named him 'Ocelot', but I just call him 'Revolver' (or 'Lil Revolver'). He doesn't know why I call Ocelot that and keeps telling me I'm weird. Well, as soon as Lil Revolver's old enough, I'll get him Metal Gear Solid and everything should fall into place.-Ray

Two summers back, I was playing my first playthrough of Fallout 3. A family friend called and asked if I could babysit his son's hermit crabs while they went on holiday, to which I agreed. He dropped them off and I put their tank next to the TV so that I could get back to Fallout. Skip forward an hour or so, and I've totally forgotten about the hermit crabs. At which point, one of them decides to come out of its shell and see what's happening. Seeing this out of the corner of my eye I assumed (as any sane person would) that I was under attack by rad-scorpions, leading me to press the VATS button, leaving me confused as to why I couldn't find any rad-scorpions.-Dom

Tales of the Symphonia is the only reason I can tell a stalagmite from a stalactite.-Miku

My boyfriend and I spent two hours singing the theme from Skyrim to each other. The only word we knew was "Dovahkiin". So now every time one of us kills a dragon, we have to go up to the other and sing "DOVAHKIIN, DOVAHKIIN, DOVAHKIIN, KIIN, KIIN, KIIN". Our neighbors hate us.-Coreena

I'm more proud of my country (Brazil) than I've ever been – we're finally being included in a Civilization game, now that the Brave New World expansion is out for Civilization V.-Pedro

And this week's "Wow, This Is Pretty Elaborate" Award goes to…

I made Choose Your Own Adventure: Pwn Up Edition. Here it is:

Pick between:

  • I had
  • I liked

If you chose "I had" pick between:

  • I had a console
  • I had a test

If you chose "I liked" pick between:

  • I liked a girl
  • I liked a game so much

If you chose "I had a console" pick between:

  • I had a console and I brought it
  • I had a console and my parents wouldn't let me play it

If you chose "I had a test" pick between:

  • I had a test and there was this question I knew because of a game (End)
  • I had a test and I didn't study because I was playing a game (End)

If you chose "I liked a girl" pick between:

  • I liked a girl and I said a nerdy quote to her
  • I liked a girl and I had this game she played

If you chose "I liked a game so much" pick between:

  • I liked a game so much that I got
  • I liked a game so much that I played

If you chose "I had a console and I brought it" then you've finished!

  • I had a console and I brought it to a camp/school/other place where it was really popular (End)

If you chose "I had a console and my parents wouldn't let me play it" pick between:

  • I had a console and my parents wouldn't let me play it so I played the game late at night with the sound down (End)
  • I had a console and my parents wouldn't let me play it so i'd constantly go to a friends/relatives house to play it (End)

If you picked "I liked a girl and said a nerdy quote to her" then you've finished!

  • I liked a girl and said a nerdy quote to her and she actually got the quote! (End)

If you picked "I liked a girl and I had this game she played" Then you've finished!

  • I liked a girl and I had this game she played and we talked and she gave me her number for some reason (End)

If you picked "I liked a game so much that I got" pick between:

  • I liked a game so much that I got a tattoo based on the game (End)
  • I liked a game so much that I got a cake based on the game (End)

If you chose "I liked a game so much that I played" pick between:

  • I liked a game so much that I played a song from it at an important event (End)
  • I liked a game so much that I played it constantly and started imagining it in real life (End)

-Shan