"After I finished this cucco burrito, let's swing by Hylian Apparel."
Uh, the Triforce should be on the paw, not sewn onto the tunic. It's like this dog doesn't respect the canon at all.
If your cosplay doesn't include the Phantom Sword, watch out.
Uh, I think it's you that's met with a terrible fate. You're cosplaying a mask salesman, dude.
Hmm, the timeline doesn't say anything about the Master Pickaxe...