Anyway, Patrick's been recognized for all this ass-kicking by obvious Trekker Queen Elizabeth II, who made him a knight... now it's high time he got a holiday to go with it. If nothing else, he deserves our thanks for waging an epic Twitter war against Time Warner Cable, because they're the Borg Collective of American telecommunications.

So have a great St. Patrick Stewart's Day! As Patrick would say about ANY excuse to throw a party, no matter how geeky: