"What's a dog gotta do to get some rebels to tie his legs together and blow him up so he can finally be free of this miserable life?"
"Yay! I definitely know what's going on and am not terrified of why some little kid is trying to smack me so his dad can make some dumb nerd video for the internet!"
Battle Rancor Cat
"The air left in here will soon run out, but mint condition Star Wars toys are forever."
"You know how often the sand people dressed their pets up like side characters from their favorite movies? NEVER, BECAUSE THEY WERE DESPERATELY TRYING TO NOT GET MURDERED BY ANAKIN SKYWALKER."
Han & Chewie Dogs
"Just like Han and Chewie, we're best buds! That's why we made a suicide pact together."