"Okay - 'bark side of the Force' puns are one thing, but I draw the line at 'Jabba the Mutt.'"
"Help me, anyone who can call up PETA, you're my only hope."
"Oh, not only are we being forced to dress up like Star Wars characters, but we get to be ones from the lamest species of all? Great, not like our lives were terrible enough since we found out Beggin Strips aren't actually bacon."
"I like sand. It's coarse and rough and it's my natural habitat and no one dresses me up like a beeping droid there."
"Hopefully I'm playing the one that got shot by the AT-ST and died."