Well, we already had the costume from MaleGenitaliaCon, so...
They want to be the very best, so long as it doesn't mean talking to girls.
Pokemon Card Armor
She's invulnerable - no one would dare risk bending a holofoil.
Get your Master Ball ready, a girl like this comes around once in a lifetime.
Charmander & Red
Charmander? I hardly know 'er! But seriously, you're making out with a fire dinosaur.