speaking of assassinating THIS game. THIS motherFUCKIN game!!! it's cool it's hella rad it's basically that other assasssin game but with guns n shit. and youre bald n shit just like bruce mothereffin willis and also my dad who forgot my birthday cuz he was probably busy gettin me a coolass gift. who wants to do a power hour bitchez???
Score: 9 B Willies
Here it is! This years call of BOOTY lol. Its just as good as last years call of duty: modern war ops 3, except way better, cuz ZOMBIES biotch! Also its got nuketown! FUCK YEAH! Then they took down nuketown but its back but only in like one gametype and thats sorta gay as shit but its still a solid game. Also my k/d spread is hella good. FYI my gamertag is xX_brock_brody_brodg_sniper_weed_pot_badassXx COME AT ME FOOLS
Score: Elite As Shit REPRESENT
You fools wanna see real gaming? Hell yeah, step on into John Maddin's arena and let's play some football! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL? Wish that giant robot from Fox football would show up in the game NFL Blitz-style and maybe also bring Skylar with him but alive. Meantime I got my boys THE JETS kickin ass in this game, which just goes to show you that I should be coaching that team in real life instead, then we'd be goin to the super bowl for suresies instead of bein the butt of Jaysen's dumbass "jokes".
Score: 8 / 7 touchdowns
Call me a baka, but I've always been a bigtime sucker for all things Naruto. The gameplay has been largely simplified, the playstyles pretty similar across most characters, and the graphics nothing to brag about. That being said DIS GAME BRINGS THE FUCKIN HEAT. YOU WANT CHAKRA? YOU WANT COMBOS AND TELEPORTING AND SWEETASS DODGES? FUCK YEA YOU DO, DICKWEED. WE ALL DO.
Who woulda guessed Ningaydo's Wii (as in "weewee" cuz it's a tiny dick of a system YA BURNT) would have the best RPG of the effin year? Not I, but I was pleasantly surprised when I began the journey of zael. The combat system in particular is hella rad, effortlessly blending FPS and stealth elements to the standard strategy of a JRPG. While some may write it off as a short dungeon crawler, the game is so much more. Don't forget to take notice of the breathtaking music by Nobuo Uematsu (whos so damn good hes basically the Linkin Park of videogames).