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…just for the next 1 to 24 months. I'm sure that one episode of Breaking Bad she had left to watch wasn't very good anyways.

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Say you're taking some time off to recover from a heart attack, which will be true soon enough thanks to your diet of nothing but corn syrup and sodium combined with the sleep deprivation you'll be experiencing over the next few weeks.

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Put on some comfy pajamas and prepare yourself for THE GREATEST GAMING EXPERIENCE OF ALL-TIME.

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Odds are you'll be bored with Halo by the time that comes out.

…and then you can go through this all over again!