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…and to double your calories, which is like XP for the human body.

NOTE: Ignore cheap knock-off bags of Nacho Cornitos and bottles of Mountain Lightning offering Triple XP, as they are only able to be redeemed for Mike Piazza's Strike Zone (N64).

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…because there would be no point in getting the game if you didn't also get some crappy skin you'll probably never use. Also, yeah, you definitely need to reserve a copy of this game, it's not like there are going to be tons and tons of copies leftover all over town.

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…so you'll know exactly what to do to increase your Gamerscore instead of just playing to have fun.

NOTE: Gamerscore is the most important score in your life, right behind credit score, SAT score, and daily caloric intake from Doritos.

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Don't forget it's Election Day! Get out there and do your civic duty, since it's entirely possible someone left some discarded Doritos bag or Mountain Dew bottle in the voting booth.

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