Fun fact: one of them ACTUALLY agreed to be Dan.
Don't everyone shout at once now.
She stole our gil AND our hearts. Mainly our gil, though.
It's gonna be real awkward once someone tells them World War II ended, like, at least 10 years ago.
Hard to believe, but these two are actually Patrick "Was Wearing This Anyways As Part of My Regular Wardrobe" Cassels and Jeff "Yes, These Are My Real Muscles" Rubin.