Be careful about playing the movie soundtrack, unless you're okay with randomly causing rainstorms and summoning horses.
Verne Troyer was incredible as the companion cube.
Ugh, another sequel? I really hope they don't make a third one. Come up with some NEW ideas, guys!
I don't want this to be a movie. I want this to be my life.
Audiences are going to love watching John Marston skin every single animal he kills (runtime: 40 hours).