Professor Oak! Check out the new Pokemon I caught
Excellent news Ash! I'm always excited to update my Pokedex, let me see them.
I think this one might be a normal-type Pokemon.
Uhh Ash, that's a dog.
Cool, a Dog!
No, that's not a Pokemon, it's just a common dog. Looks like a yellow-lab.
I don't understand.
Dogs are animals, they don't have special abilities like Pokemon.
You just haven't seen them yet. Dog! Use speak-attack!
He's just barking.
He knows growl and bite too. Dog! Go!
The dog bites Prof. Oak.
What the hell Ash! Dogs aren't supposed to attack people.
You're right, let's set up a ring in the basement and I'll battle your Dog against mine.
No! I'm not going to support dogfights. What else do you have to show me?
I caught a new flying-type Pokemon!
Cluck, cluck, cluck.
That's not a Pokemon, that's a chicken. How can it be a flying-type Pokemon if it can't even fly?
Chicken is just a low level, it lays Pokemon eggs and knows peck though. Chicken! Use peck!
The chicken pecks Prof. Oak.
That's super annoying! And those eggs are for breakfast.
You eat Pokemon for breakfast?! You monster!
I don't think you understand. Pokemon are unique, they can perform powerful attacks, and are cool looking like Charizard or Onyx.
Oh, like this one? It has a duckbill, beaver tail, is covered in fur, and also lays Pokemon eggs.
that's not a Pokemon, that's a platypus. Ok, as a general rule, all Pokemon can say their own name. Like Bulbasaur or Squirtle.
WTF?! I give up.