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Last year, right after I had just finished a Harry Potter marathon, I was sitting in a public park and had just snapped a stick off a tree when I suddenly heard someone behind me say "Expelliarmus". I instantly shouted "PROTEGO" at the top my lungs and the girl immediately whipped a toy wand out of her robes and replied "BOMBARDA". We continued our imaginary wand duel for quite awhile while people around us stared. I finally won with a well timed Stupefy. I regret not asking her name or phone number after she left. -Jeremy
I just blew the speakers out in my car listening to the Wind Waker soundtrack.-Grif w.
Recently I had my History final. I had an essay, and the topic was changes as a result of a war America has been in. How did I start it you ask?
"War. War never changes." And I ended with, "But war. War never changes."-J
During my first week of school, I was taking roll and I came across a student named Aldair. I didn't know how to say it, so I pronounced it AltaÃ¯r, as in the main character in Assassin's Creed 1. After he corrected me on how to pronounce it, someone asked, "Assassin's Creed?" I gave that student a smile and a nod and he smiled back. Pretty sure I'm going to like that kid.-Jim
And this week's "You Should Probably Only Have Done This If You Had Tom Selleck Chest Hair Or Something, Dude, Come On" Award goes to
I just shaved my chest hair into the bat symbol.(picture below)-Jon