17. Panasonic 3DO 

When describing the mind-blowing graphics of your videogame system (that very clearly are probably not going to blow anyone's mind), it's probably best to not have really, really terrible special effects going on in your commercial. Also - why does the inmate of this future asylum/prison have a backwards beret on for one take? C'mon 3DO, I expected better from...actually, this is pretty much what I expected.