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While playing Halo Reach, I was teamed up with two guys who had similar names (apparently they were brothers). This annoying little kid kept trying to make fun of their names, and wouldn't shut up the entire match. After the match the kid, in an attempt to make fun of them, asked "Do you ever sign on to the others account because you're stupid?" So I responded "Doesn't matter. They are interchangeable like your mom's vagina and your mom's asshole. Just gotta pick one and go." The lobby erupted in laughter while the kid just yelled "SHUT UP!!!" and signed off.-Andrew
I was playing a free for all match and it was a close game between me and cmanwalker. This guy kept camping and spawn killing everyone and so I started to taunt him calling him "semen-camper" and he got really angry and tried to smack talk me back. I kept this going throughout the game and eventually it was tied between us right at the last kill. I found him camping again and knifed him in the back FTW after that I said, "how did you like that busted all over your back semen-camper?" He started swearing into the mike and at the lobby screen of the next match he backed out.-Tim
I was playing MW2 and this guy is talking to his friends and he says "My piece is resonating so well, the water in there stays clear, each time I pour it out it's clear. I mean, I wouldn't drink it because it's bong water but hey it is clear, the next time a Mormon comes to my door I'll give it to him to drink."-Anonymous