Ever hear something horrible and/or hilarious on Xbox Live? Send your submissions to overheardonxbox at gmail.
On Modern Warfare 2 at 8 in the morning I join a game to hear a guy say suck my dick to a little kidÂ and the little kid says to himÂ "I'll suck your dick until the skin comes off." I died laughing.-Asar
While playing MW2, one player who was getting worked started smack talking because he thought he was a gangsta because lived in the "hood" in Chicago.Â I replied "I didn't know you could redeem food stamps for X-Box live points.-Keith
While playing a game of free for all in MW2, two brothers beganarguing about whether tickling another guys asshole was gay. They cameto the consensus that it was only gay if you thought it was gay. A fewminutes later, one of them screamed, and then said "Dude don't try totickle my asshole". I don't even want to know what the fuck was goingon.-Will
Around 2 AM, I was playing MW2 in a team deathmatch. I was getting pretty hungry while waiting in the lobby, so I told everyone "I'm going to get a Twinkie, be right back." When I returned, they were throwing dick jokes left and right. I got angry and screamed, "THE NEXT BITCH TO SAY SOMETHING IS GONNA HAVE THEIR DICK BE MY MIDNIGHT SNACK." For the next 45 minutes, the entire room was quiet.-RachelÂ