There's so much blood!
Holy sh*t Don, what happened to you?
I got jumped by the Foot Clan. Oh god, I can't feel my legs
Don, you don't look so hot. I think you should go to the hospital or vet or something.
No it's ok, I just need some pizza.
Umm, I'm not a doctor, but I don't think this is the best time for a pizza run.
Yeah, you're not supposed to be bleeding from your ears like that, and your leg looks kind of broken-ish.
No, guys, I just need some pizza. Can you look through those trashcans Mikey?
I don't know man, it looks like they kind of cowa-broke your face.
Just find me a slice and I'll be good as new. But hurry, Baxter Stockman is getting away!
You got beat by Stockman?! Did you try jump kicking him?
I did. A lot. But those mouser bitches kept biting me and sh*t. Then the Foot Clan showed up and kidnapped April.
Wait, you got your ass kicked trying to save some ginger?
She's a daywalker! There's a difference!
But she's still in troub
Mikey! Stop eating my pizza!
Cowa-fuck you it's mine!