1. Marine

    Finally, I can get out of this chicken-sh*t outfit.

  2. Marauder

    Good job waxin' those critters today. Too bad those noob Zealots had to show up and ruin our fun.

  3. Marine

    Yeah, they were all like "honor guide me" and "it shall be done."

  4. Reaper

    More like, "your mom shall be done."

  5. Marine

    Get some! But seriously, I'm amazed they end up reproducing with how ugly the Protoss women are.

  6. Marauder

    Well, at least they aren't as slimy as the Zerg.

  7. Reaper

    I don't know man. Kerrigan is kind of hot.

  8. Marine

    What are you talking about? She's an evil monster.

  9. Reaper

    Yeah, but imagine what she could do with those tentacles, and that outfit!

  10. Marine

    She's the Queen of Blades, those limbs would unfurl your entrails boy, and that outfit is her exoskeleton. Plus I'm pretty sure she is infested bro.

  11. Reaper

    So you're saying she's naked… that's so sexy.

  12. Marauder

    Didn't you hear the infested part?

  13. Reaper

    Whatever, I'd Reap-her, if you know what I'm saying.

  14. Marauder

    No, you don't want that.

  15. Marine

    The point is, she's not human anymore. Zerg spawn from eggs, I'm pretty sure they don't even have that kind of anatomy.

  16. Reaper

    I'd Stim her Pack!

  17. Marauder

    Ok, we got it.

  18. Reaper

    I'd Valkyrie her Missile!

  19. Marine

    I think you have that backwards…

  20. Reaper

    I'd nuclear launch her detected!

  21. Marauder

    That doesn't make any sense.

  22. Reaper

    All her spawning pools are belong to me!