Hey I found Aeris, she's praying up there on that alter.
Sh*t, Sephiroth's falling from the sky, and that's a huge ass sword.
OH MY GOD! He just killed her.
Don't worry about it.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! HIS SWORD WENT STRAIGHT THROUGH HER BODY!
Big deal, I've been swallowed whole by monsters and turned to stone like a hundred times.
But she's dead! Gone! And I never had the chance to explain my conflicted emotional love interest!
Yo' quit your %$@#'ing crying. I literally have 99 phoenix downs in my bag.
What are you talking about?
You're kidding right? Phoenix downs
the ultra cheap feather that brings people back to life.
Or revive materia, phoenix summon
we can use whatever you want bro.
Oh, yeah, totally forgot about those.
Yeah fool, they are sweet. I've died three times since I've been here. Check it out
Aeris wakes up.
Wow, I just had the best nap ever!
Whew, that was close. But we have to hurry! Sephiroth is going to summon meteor to destroy the planet!
Don't worry about it. I already summoned my white materia to stop it.
what are we going to do now?
We don't have to do sh*t.
Let's ride chocobos!