The egg bursts open- the larvae is now a terrifying zergling, ready to do the bidding of the Hivemind.
Oh God that was gross.
By the way, some things happened back in the egg-
Lets just forget about it, k?
but it was good for you right?
Gary, I thought we said-
An ancient voice from an unseen presence reaches the 6 zerglings.
Ok, that's enough. Too long have we waited in the shadows- plotting our return has taken millennia and now we are ready. Now we will sweep over this planet in an awesome pestilence. The evolution is complete and now we can- where's the sixth of you?
He said he "required more vespene gas" and then he just kind of ran off.
Zergling 6 stumbles in and collapses on the creep- muttering about Robot-Chicken, peanut butter and Pringles.
Ok just attack.
Ok, I can get behind that-
Are you questioning the Hivemind?
Don't you question that Hivemind!
Why do you always pretend to be Tyler Perry's Madea when you get high?
I don't see any rushing
this is a 'zerg-rush' you know.
No, we just thought
I'm a woman.
Oh- umm, ma'am
we just thought we could wait a little. I mean, its pretty dark out there- and we're
well, if I can be honest, we're kind of bitches.
Plus, we don't even have any creep.
You gotta have creep.
Creep is a must.
I said go!
The zerglings head out into the fog of war.
"On the road again
Who brought Tom? Tell him to stop singing- holy shit, a building. Ok, so now what?
Perfect, their command center is undefended. Bash your head against it.
You know, kind of lunge and slam your head against the side of it.
This was your plan?
We'll I just thought that if you all bashed your head against it enough-
Zergling 6 launches himself at the Steel-alloy hull of the Terran Command Center- and falls to the ground, bleeding and concussed.
This was a phenomenal plan.
It's not my fault. You guys aren't Korean- only Korean zerglings can pull off a zerg rush.
What's a Korean?