1. Spectator #1

    So, who's playing today?

  2. Spectator #2

    Looks like a pair of identical twins against a different pair of identical twins.

  3. Spectator #1

    Huh. What are the odds, right?

  4. Spectator #2

    Pretty high, actually. I've been watching these matches for years, and it's mostly twins playing against twins.

  5. Spectator #1

    Whoa! Did you see that?

  6. Spectator #2

    What?

  7. Spectator #1

    Each set of twins is swinging in unison! It's… kind of creepy.

  8. Spectator #2

    Well, you know. Tennis is a creepy sport, right?

  9. Spectator #1

    …Maybe. Jeez, these guys aren't very good.

  10. The balls flies into the stands.

  11. Spectator #1

    I mean, what was that?

  12. Spectator #2

    Oh, that's this team's signature play. When the ball's headed to their side, they both swing at the same time, but the front guy misses, so when it gets to the back guy he's still recovering from that first swing and he just kind of flails around wildly. He generally either hits the ball into the stands or misses completely.

  13. Spectator #1

    I see.

  14. Spectator #2

    Yeah, it's not a perfect system.

  15. Spectator #1

    Hey, wait. (Squints.) I — I don't think any of the players have arms! They're all holding rackets, but their hands are just kind of floating there! That's crazy!

  16. Spectator #2

    I guess. If you think that's weird, you probably shouldn't look down.

  17. Spectator #1

    Why?

  18. Spectator #1 looks down at his own body.

  19. Spectator #1

    OH MY GOD I HAVE NO LIMBS! HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE—

  20. Spectator #2

    Hey, it's deuce!