While playing Red Dead Redemption with my friends, a kid no older than ten said that he had seen the popular movie by Sacha Baron Cohen that my gamer tag is named after and said it was gay. I then replied by saying that he should cut himself with a butter knife in the porto potty behind the McDonalds. He started to cry then his dad came on and told me to go f*ck myself and he would find and kill me. All the while my friends and I had been laughing.Â -Evan
"Hey [username]!""What?""I fucked your mom.""I fucked my mom too, what's your point?"-Jay C.
Two annoying twelve year old kids were arguing about something when I came into the lobby. Then right away I hear an extremely angry man yell "If you two don't shut the fuck up I'm going to invent a time machine, use it to go back to the day you were conceived, kill your fathers, fuck both of your mothers, thus becoming your fathers. Then I will go to this day and ground you from xbox or get you a Wii instead." I was already laughing at this when one kid went "my dad is dead dick." The guy replies, "that's because I've already killed him." The kid started crying and left.-Alex N.