Not much. Just chilling.
Cool, cool. Yeah, that makes sense. It's a beautiful day to stand in one spot staring forward and approach anyone who passes by.
Exactly. But want to know something weird?
Yeah. That's literally point of asking "what is up".
Some other guy challenged me to have my pet fight his pet.
Yeah, it was weird. He yelled at a mouse to shoot lightning.
That's messed up-
And it did! And he made me pay him!
What did you do?
I made a pithy punning comment about him defeating me.
And get this; he had badges.
Like a boy-scout?
Exactly. And he said he had to "catch them all"
He has to kidnap one of every pet? And why would you need one of every kind? You can only even carry six!
I know! And most of these Pokemon suck. Why do you want a Sandshrew? Or a Voltorb?
He must have OCD.
That makes sense; he said he had to be "the very best".
Well, that's harmless boasting-
The best that ever was.
Has he forgotten Professor Oak? Or Poke' Jim? What arrogance! Especially considering he's, like, fourteen.
And he wants to make them fight. He wants to go to gyms to have them fight.
Gyms? Like the place we work out with our Pokemon?
I guess he thinks they're fighting rings.
What is wrong with this guy?