I'd like to thank you all for coming to this group counseling today.
That's not constructive Ness. Ok so the first order of business is
Shut up Ness!
Metal Mario enters.
Ah you started without me!
We waited an extra twenty minutes.
You know it takes be a long time to get places.
Hey man, you're not even a playable character.
If you beat the game in single player mode in less than twenty minutes on really hard without losing a life. . .
For the last time, that's not true.
There's a single player mode to this game?
Wait, where's Link? And why is his polygon here?
Regular Link really wanted to come, but he had a thing today. Pretend like I'm not even herejust gonna grab some of these pastries
Hey guys, can we talk about something serious for a second?
Of course. That's why we're here.
Well sometimes, I feel like I have anger becausebecause, well, I just want to see everyone's moves so badly. . .
Let it out, Falcon. This is an open forum. Let the healing begin.
Well when I was a kid, my father would often
SO HELP ME GOD I WILL HIT A CHILD.
I'm outta here.
Stay! We need to solve these problems guys! We need resolution!
What the hell was that?
Why must we fight?
Why can't you just leave us alone? I choose peace! Peace!
Alright that's it. I'm going to kill this kid. Let's rumble.
Characters commence beating the hell out of each other for no reason.