Yeah, so basically the best. The very best. The best there ever was.
What's wrong? Hey, did I mention I'm a Poke'master?
Yeah, it's come up
I don't get it. You should be falling all over me.
So, how long did it take for you to become a Poke'master?
Probably like 35 hours.
I know, right? And I have all the legendary Poke'mon.
These Poke'mon are so rare and powerful that they are fabled. There are only one of each of these in existence, fabled for thousands of years-
But it took you 35 hours to catch them all?
What sort of crappy legends are those?
You're missing the point. Look, I have badges!
It took you a day and a half to become the very best in the world at this. Now what?
I mean, it's kind of sad. You kinda peaked at, what, twelve?
I didn't peak! I
I can keep playing! I can catch them all! I can level them up to level 99!
Isn't that sadder?
would you want to see my Diglett?
I think we're done here.