Sub-Zero turns Johnny Cage into a baby.
All right! Good match, Johnny. Had me on the ropes there for a sec.
Oh jeez, I think we have a Poopality over here!
Okay, let's see what the next match is
uh, Johnny Cage vs. Scorpion.
Um. I don't mean to be a spoil-sport, but I don't think I'm comfortable with that
C'mon, Scorpion, you can't cancel right before the match.
This isn't fair, Mr. Khan. I didn't know I was going to be a fighting a baby.
Frankly, I think it's way less fair for the baby than you. Why are you complaining?
I'm complaining because I don't feel like uppercutting a baby and tearing him limb from limb. Plus, this is a new outfit and I'd hate to get baby poo on it. Nothing gets baby poo out.
Scorpion, I spent a long time getting this tournament together. Remember: that the $50 entry fee is non-refundable.
fine. Get him over here
1 minute later
Scorpion turns Johnny Cage into a fetus.
FETALTIY! Next up is
Kano vs. Johnny Cage.
Oh come on. A fetus? Couldn't you have used your Beastiality?
I think you mean Animality.
oops. I think I should go apologize to Baraka for our last match.