Oh...hey neighbor. I see you're painting outside at 3 am again. And it's the same picture you've painted three times before.
ROSEBUD. ROSEBUD. ROSEBUD.
Ah...ha. Just wondering if you've seen my pool ladders or my wife - WHOA. You reek, man.
(sobbing uncontrollably) I NEED TO SHOWER AND/OR WASH MY HANDS!
Yes, you definitely do. You should probably go to bed too. You look exhausted.
(yawns) I AM VERY SLEEPY!
Frank collapses and falls asleep.
Oh come on, this again? Go to your bed, Frank. It's literally four feet away in the house.
Carpool pulls up.
FRANK WE ARE THE CARPOOL AND WE ARE HERE TO TAKE YOU TO YOUR PLACE OF WORK.
Frank! GET UP! Your carpool is here!
(wakes up instantly) TIME TO GO TO WORK.
No, man, you can't go to work like this. You're covered in your own piss and you're collapsing from exhaustion.
OKAY I WILL GO TAKE A SHOWER AND DRINK SOME CAPPUCCINO AND THEN GO TO WORK.
What?! No, just take the day off. It's not like your carpool is gonna wait for you to get ready.
59 Minutes Later...
FRANK, ARE YOU COMING? WE SAW YOU WAKE UP ON YOUR LAWN AND GO INSIDE AND EAT A BAG OF RUFFLES FROM THE REFRIGERATOR AND WE HAVE BEEN HONKING THE HORN TO GET YOUR ATTENTION.
What the hell do you even do for a living, Frank?
MY JOB IS PICKPOCKET. I HOPE I GET A PROMOTION TODAY - I HAVE MET MY FRIENDS QUOTA AND HAVE PLAYED A LOT OF CHESS BY MYSELF.
Okay, none of that made any sense.
No. Go to work, Frank.
WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS. THERE GOES THAT PROMOTION. ROSEBUD.