Hey, I need to get to Union and Packard.
Where is that? Oh wait, the giant blinking green square-thing? No problem.
What? No, nothing is blinking. Are you okay?
Yup, the good old 'giant blinking square'. I'll just follow this giant green arrow hovering in the air as fast as possible.
Hold on tight, because we are going to hit a lot of things.
Are you insane? That's not even close. Listen, the most important part is that-
-we get there in the absolute shortest time at all costs.
That no one die.
I only have 49 seconds left in this round. Hey, do you mind if I blare some Offspring? It's basically all I listen to, for some reason.
12 seconds later.
That was the worst! You hit half the cars and a third of the pedestrians and you completely went out of your way to make reckless jumps.
You paid me extra when I did that.
Okay, maybe a mixed message there. But come on! Where did you learn to drive?
Hey buddy, I have a class C license here!
That doesn't sound very good.
Have you ever tried this game? It's actually pretty impressive..
You're crazy. You're absolutely crazy.
I'm crazy? Sir, that drive took eighteen seconds and cost $280 on a sunny day. My company is called "Crazy Taxi" and you decided to enter. You saw me hit three cars on the way to pick you up. You could have walked and preserved the environment. And I'm the crazy one?
You killed four people.
Yeah, I guess that happened.