So a-what is it this time? Kidnap the princess again? Luigi? If it's Luigi, you can a-keep him.
Uh no. Not this time. I need
oh. Jeez. That's a first. What's the problem?
It's the pipes. They're not connected to anything. There's no running water in the entire kingdom, evil fire-spewing plants are growing out of the pipes, and the sewage system is
Wow. That is a major a-plumbing problem. How have we never a-noticed this?
Ever wonder where the toilet pipes go?
Sh*t World 1-2. We have literally filled up an entire world with sh*t because our plumbing system is so f*cked.
Oh god. I thought that a-was mud! Smelly, a-smelly mud
I WORE MY FROG SUIT THERE, YOU DICKHOLE.
Can you take the job?
I really haven't a-done any actual plumbing jobs in a couple decades. Are you sure you don't want to just a-kidnap the princess?
How would raping the princess help this?!
wait. That's what you do when you a-kidnap her?
yeah. Why else would I kidnap the princess?
Gold coins are floating almost everywhere you can look. Who the hell needs money?
This a-has been a very disturbing conversation.
So will you fix the pipes?!
Honestly, I have no idea a-how plumbing works anymore. Is it something with fireballs? Raccoon tails?
Wow, you've really lost your touch, huh?
Let's just a-tell Luigi that he'll get to do Luigi's Mansion 2 if he fixes the plumbing.
That's just cruel, man.