Okay Ash. This is it. I'm finally going to defeat you in a pokemon battle!
I doubt it.
No, seriously. I've been training each pokemon in my line-up tirelessly, night and day just for this.
You wasted your time.
I don't think so! I finally have the perfect line-up!
Let's do it then.
Okay. Go Squirtle!
Whoa, whoa wait a second
how the hell do you already have a Charizard?
I thought we were supposed to be evenly matched every time we faced each other.
Yeah, well, you see I've only been using my starter pokemon in every battle. That way he leveled up a lot faster, and now he's stronger than every other pokemon I face.
that's actually a really good strategy.
Like really, that's crazy that no one ever thought of that before. It saves so much time and frustration.
That's what I've been saying.
I can't believe
No! I refuse to admit you're right.
But I am.
No! All I have to do is make your Charizard faint, and you'll have no more pokemon to battle with! It's perfect! Haha!
Good luck with that.
Go Squirtle! Attack!
Charizard blasts through Gary's entire line-up one by one, making them all faint in one shot.
You almost had me that time.
I hate you.