- Henchman 1
Uh, hey guys? Who was that?
- Henchman 2
You mean that guy in the suit who just rampaged through our entire security force?
- Henchman 1
Yeah, him.
- Henchman 2
I don't know, but that was crazy.
- Henchman 3
Yeah he really shot up the place. It was like he literally had every gun known to man.
- Henchman 1
Did you guys see him pull that rocket launcher out of thin air?
- Henchman 2
Where was he keeping it?
- Henchman 3
Was he throwing tank shells with his bare hands at one point?
- Henchman 2
That that was actually impressive.
- Henchman 1
And every time he looked at his watch I couldn't move.
- Henchman 3
You're right, it was like time stopped.
- Henchman 2
I'm pretty sure I shot him multiple times and it didn't affect him.
- Henchman 1
We gotta stop leaving body armor just laying around.
- Henchman 3
Why did he feel it was necessary to destroy every computer we had?
- Henchman 2
Seriously, what an asshole.
- Henchman 1
Did your guys' heads feel like, at least 3 times bigger than normal while he was here?
- Henchman 3
Now that you mention it
- Henchman 2
And did anybody else see him slap those three guys to death?
- Henchman 1
Yeah! It was like he did it just for fun!
- Henchman 3
Well at least we'll never have to go through that again.
Just then, James Bond bursts in, shooting and destroying everything.
- Henchman 2
HEY!
James Bond stops shooting.
- James Bond
What?
- Henchman 1
Why are you back here shooting everything again?
- James Bond
I didn't beat the level fast enough.
- Henchman 1
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- Henchman 2
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- Henchman 3
I'm filing for a transfer.

