Hey! You! I challenge you to a pokemon battle!
Ugh, really? Again?
I choose you, Oddish!
Alright fine. Go Charizard.
Um, holy sh*t is that a dragon?
It's a Charizard.
That looks like a f**king dragon.
It's a level 55 Charizard. It's a pokemon.
Level 55? Are you kidding?
I threw out a level 20 radish, and you think it's necessary to throw out a level 55 fire-breathing dragon?
I have to be the very best!
That's not going to make my Oddish faint, it's going to incinerate him.
Then why did you challenge me?
Uh, because you were in my line of sight. I had to.
That doesn't make sense.
Look I don't make the rules, just please pick a different pokemon.
Fine. Charizard return! Go Zapdos!