Hello, new acquaintance.
Hey, neighbor, can I ask you something?
City hall. Rain cloud. Dollar sign.
Um, yeah. Listen, I really need a friend. My boss says I can't get promoted until I get one and learn something about cooking. Life in politics is not what I imagined.
Soccer ball. Earth. Ghost!
I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
So....you watch any sports or anything?
Um, no thanks. I only ask because my TV only gets four channels, and they all speak this non-sense jibberish language. It's so weird.
Uh, still no, thanks.
Haaaa...very funny. That was not at all awkward.
We're friends now.
Jeez, really? Okay, whatever you say. I dunno how I'm supposed to prove that to my boss. Would you mind signing something?
I'm going to hug you now.
No thanks there, buddy. Just...sign this piece of paper?
Would you like to dance?
On your lawn? Not really. I don't even know your name.
We're not friends anymore.
Jeez. That's kinda sudden.
Right. Of course you do. So I guess I'll be going...
I'm going to study cooking and then make macaroni and then take a shower and then give you a backrub and then work out and then go to sleep.
That's great. Hey, do you know what these things over our heads are supposed to be? I'm terrified that one day it'll just fall and crack my skull open- WHOA. Did you just...piss yourself?
I'm sad that I peed on the ground.
Ew. Is that...blue? Did you pee blue?
AHHHHH! SOMETHING IS ON FIRE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE!!! I HAVE TO GO STAND NEXT TO IT AND SCREAM!
Bill runs off.
Crap, well, maybe I'll go for a swim. Hope the ladders don't mysteriously disappear this time.