Thanks for meeting me here for our first date. I've enjoyed chatting with you online, and I feel really excited for tonight. And Le Boutique! Such a fancy restaurant!
Wow, look at that
What? Who? Oh! Oh, me? Well thank you! It was quite a task finding a nice outfit that would match my shoes and my earrings and
oh, will you listen to me prattle on. How are you?
I'm fine, I'm fine! How's the Landmaster, Fox?
well, my name's not Fox. That's just part of my username on the dating site; SophieFox11245. My real name's just Sophie. And I
I guess I wouldn't know how the Landmaster is.
Sorry. I mean, I would tell you if I
yeah. I don't know. Sorry.
Sophie sips on her water. Awkward silence. Empty stare from Slippy's bulbous eyes atop squashed green head.
You want a piece of me?
What? No. I don't
what? No! I don't know what sort of girl you think I am, but no I most certainly do not!
Things are starting to heat up!
Slippy pops the collar of his flight jacket and points to his chest.
This baby can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees. Don't worry, Slippy's here!
Look, you seemed really charming online in our messages, but I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this anymore.
Don't worry, Slippy's here!
Yes. Yes I know that. I can see you actually, sitting two feet across from me. And besides, that's the problem.
Sophie reaches for her purse.
Hey! What's the big idea?
You. You just pissed off your date, and she is leaving. I am not here for
well, whatever you thought I was. That's the big idea, buddy.
Slippy reaches out, grabbing Sophie's arm.
You're not getting away that easy!
Hey! Just what the hell do you think you're doing?
Your carcass is mine!
WAITER! These frog legs are EXTREMELY undercooked!
Waiter apologizes and drags Slippy into the kitchen.
Help! Get this guy off me!