Finally, I've reached the Elite 4!
Wow, you really plowed through the game fast.
Yep. Pulled an all-nighter.
OK, cool. You sure you don't want to go back and make sure you didn't miss anything?
Nah, not really.
Great. Excellent. I am totally prepared for this.
Enough talk. GO! EMBOAR!
Trainer sends out Emboar.
Wow, your guy looks cool. What level is he, like 10?
Huh. OK, I can handle this.
Shauntal throws a pokeball. A pathetic Lillipup emerges.
Your hubris will be your downfall! LILLIPUP! USE SCRATCH!
Lillipup attempts to scratch Emboar, but disintegrates on contact.
You didn't level any of your Pokemon, did you?
I only had one night! This is the only guy I caught.
You're supposed to be one of the Elite Four!
I'M SORRY FOR HAVING A LIFE.
Shauntal hangs her head.
They're going to fire me.